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Greetings Cards by Holy Flaps
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Reduced price £2.75; normally £2.95
There’s no one I’d rather sit in silence and stare at my phone with
Growing old is a gift. Wetting yourself when you blow out the candles not so much
Me: I am the most easy-going person ever. Also me: what kind of clown loaded the dishwasher like this?!
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Gin. Your choice.
Being an adult is mostly… Feeling exhausted, wishing you hadn’t made any plans and trying to figure out how the hell you hurt your back
Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Just mute it and put the subtitles on. Boom. Now they’re reading.
What’s for dinner? And other questions my family would still ask if I was bleeding and on fire.
If the cats could text back, they wouldn’t.
I will drink you under the table… I whisper to my coffee as we hide from the children.
It’s a new Dawn, it’s a new day and I’m feeling...
Don’t you worry bout...
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